Flying four (4) armed monkeys are a rather rare thing. This makes them very hard to find. Very few people have ever seen such a creature. This is a guide on how to find flying four armed monkeys.
- The first thing you need is a drink bottle. You can’t go flying four armed monkey searching without some water or something for when you get thirsty. It is important to remember to fill up the drink bottle before you leave on your adventure.
- A teleport. You may have to wait till these are invented till you can go flying four armed monkey searching.
- A flying four armed monkey GPS tracker. You need one of these to find the rare monkey. It will tell where the flying four armed monkey is within 1000 kilometres squared. You can buy one of these GPS trackers online for $1,234,567 USD or just search for one in a McDonald’s happy meal.
- A plane, helicopter or a nice fluffy magic carpet like pillow. Flying four armed monkeys do fly after all so you will need something that can fly to chase after one.
- A camera that can shoot invisible objects. Since the flying four armed monkey is invisible you will need a camera that can take a picture of it.
- You need to know someone who can make really good CGI creatures. Since no one will believe you when you take a picture of an invisible monkey you may need to fool them a little. Another option is to do some finger painting of the flying four armed monkey on a Saturday afternoon.
I hope these are enough tips for you to be able to find a flying four armed monkey. To learn how to find a whole group of flying four armed monkey’s, how to make dinner for one and more, buy my book “Flying Four Armed Monkey Finding, Greeting, Social Skills and Language for Dummy’s” at a really really good book store near you. I mean really really really really really good book store.
Caleb
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